The Eulogy For E. Howard Hunt
By
Saint John Hunt

Ladies and gentlemen, friends and family; a man is not only measured by his accomplishments, of which my father had so many, but also by the challenges he faced and how he dealt with them.   My father's greatest challenge was not to allow overwhelming personal and professional tragedy to force him to live in anger and regret.   My father met that challenge, and won.   He showed me that in an ever-changing world of shifting values, his values are still the ones that count the most.

When I was born in 1954, my father was a young man of 36.   He had graduated from Brown University and survived World War II.   He was well into his writing career, which would culminate in the publishing of his eighty-fifth novel, and third memoir next month.   With one tour of duty as a naval officer under his belt, he joined the fledgling O.S.S.   Never one to shy from hazardous duty, he made his reputation as a man who was skilled in both overt and covert duties.   Papa had that rare combination of traits that allowed him to be in the front lines of the action, and then, after changing into his Brook Brothers suit, could sit and have lunch with the Director of C.I.A.   He was the classic C.I.A. man... an American James Bond.   He had a sophisticated intellect, a taste for fine wine, good cigars, and international intrigue. 

Deeply patriotic, he felt it was his calling to protect freedom and democracy at a time when much of the world was on the brink of Communist control.   This did not come without a price:   while trying to raise a family, the very nature of his work caused us to live like gypsies.   True, we were exposed to the benefits of world travel and varied cultures; we lacked a real sense of stability and security that only comes from growing up in the same area.     

I remember that by the time I was twelve, I had lived in Japan, South America, Mexico, Spain, France, and The U.S.   I was raised speaking Japanese and when we moved to Uruguay, I was faced with learning Spanish while attending a French school; thank you, Papa. 

One of the most difficult times in my father's life was to deal with the aftermath of the Bay of Pigs operation.   My father had been instrumental in merging the various anti-Castro Cuban Revolutionary groups and was something of a legendary figure known as "Eduardo".   He viewed his Cuban brothers in arms as family, and was deeply committed to doing everything in his power to get them back to a free Havana.   The fact that he had been betrayed by politicians whose only concern was to remain popular, was only a hint of what was to happen in later years.   

I won't dwell on the topic of Watergate, except to say that for him and our family it was more than a national scandal... it was a personal tragedy and a nightmare that touched our lives with unforgiving brutality.  
My personal feeling is that my father's deep sense of loyalty and patriotism for this country was exploited by men of petty concerns and vastly inferior moral fiber.   

I have some wonderful memories of my father:   when I was just a toddler he would allow me to ride on his back as he crawled on all fours and made elephant sounds while I screamed with delight.   In Japan he held me protectively while we swam and at times, with mischievous intent, left me standing in waist high water while he nipped at my heels.   

He was a lover of jazz and was a gifted piano and trumpet player.   During holidays and celebrations, we would gather around while he sang and played songs on the piano... standing in awe of this complex man.   For all his seriousness and inapproachability, he had a sweet playful side and a great sense of humor.   His laugh was robust and house shaking.  

Right up to the very end when he was slipping away, he displayed his humor by raising his hands into claws, just the way he did when he chased me around the floor so many years ago.  

He introduced me to jazz and showed me that he could play Harry James' trumpet solo in the classic Benny Goodman swing tune, "Sing, Sing, Sing".   In the early 1970's when I was still under age he often took me to his favorite Georgetown jazz club called Blues Alley.   He introduced me to Gene Krupa, Jimmy Rushing, and his close friend guitarist Steve Jordan.   He shared his love of the outdoors with me and I accompanied him on many hunting and fishing trips.     

I remember well that horrible night in 1972 when he returned home after his men had been arrested at the Watergate.   Alone at home with him, he simply said, "Son, I need your help."   Of course, I was there for him.  

Although in the years that followed we spent less time together, we never doubted the bond we had.   We looked beyond our differences and loved each other unconditionally. When he moved to Guadalajara, he made me feel welcome at his home.   Just because he was no longer a spy, didn't mean he stopped thinking like one.   A story that I'll relate to you follows:

Desiring nothing more than a peaceful and idyllic life, he retired every night to bed and waited for sleep to take its restful hold.   This was not to be!   The neighbor had acquired a prize rooster and kept it on the roof.   Every morning before the crack of dawn, that rooster would crow and shriek!   As time went on, my father thought he would go mad.   To remedy the situation he devised a plot to rid the world of that "devil rooster".  

He mixed some chicken feed and rat poison with water and froze it in an ice cube tray.   After waiting for the neighbors to go to sleep, my father quietly slipped up to the roof, and using a sling shot, fired the poisoned ice cubes at the rooster.   When the ice melted, the rooster fed, and, well, that was the end of that problem.  

In the last few years he shared precious moments with me and we often went out on walks; he in his motorized scooter, and me, walking at his side.   He'd put on his old fishing cap and we would patrol the neighborhood... the old spy and his son.

He had the great fortune of falling in love, marrying, and having families with not one, but two extraordinary women: Dorothy, and Laura.   Without the love and devotion of these two remarkable persons, there wouldn't have been any balance in his life.   They were the glue that held us all together.   They calmed him when he was angry, and soothed him when he was worried.   They gave him wonderful children and filled his life with love and meaning.   I've never seen anyone so devoted, so loving and caring as Laura was to my Papa.     

The last time I saw my father was just days before he died.   His grip was strong and his eyes were clear.   He faced the last days of his life with unflinching bravery and dignity; a warrior, a fighter and my hero till the end   

To his friends and loved ones who have preceded him: Everett Howard Hunt, Sr., Ethel Jean Hunt, Dorothy Wetzel Hunt, Frank Rollins, Dick Helms, Pinky and Barbara Walsh, Ed Dunn, Gene Krupa, Bob and Maxine North, Kappy, Tommy Yatman, Steve Jordan, Pepe San Roman, Manolo Artime, and many, many more; welcome my father and surround him with your light.   

To his friends and loved ones who have gathered here and those that couldn't: thank you for remembering him.   Papa, you will be in our thoughts and our hearts forever.   We will miss you.   

        Thank you.